Seagulls are the Tools of Satan

As if crapping on statues and every square inch of parkland weren’t enough.  Now they’ve resorted to shoplifting.

And yes, budding ornithologists, I’m aware that “seagull” isn’t the proper name.  This one is likely Larus delawarensis, the all-too-familiar Ring-billed gull.  When they learn to pay for their purchases and stop using the city as their toilet, I’ll learn to use their proper name.

UPDATE:  Had the wrong shoplifting link there.  Oops.  Thanks to Wanda for the correction.

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