Britney threatens to kill herself

LONDON:  Troubled singer Britney Spears hit a new low, when she called up ex-hubby Kevin Federline, threatening to kill herself by driving off a cliff.

Spears told Federline that she is going to ‘kill herself’ and only he is to be blamed for it.

"I’m going to drive off the cliff! It’s going to be your fault that I killed myself,’" News of the World quoted her, as telling Federline. After giving him the ultimatum, the Toxic star sped down Los Angeles’ famous Mulholland Drive, that runs along a steep road. The drama occurred shortly after a judge ruled that her sons can stay with her once a week.

— "Britney threatens to ‘kill herself”",
Times of India, October 15th, 2007.

I hate to break it to you, Britney, but everyone—excepting your most rabid fans—expects you to self-destruct via overdose, suicide, or some combination of the two.  And to have Sir Elton John retool the execrable Candle in the Wind for your funeral, too.

Why don’t you do us all a favour and defy expectations for once.

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