Santa hates kids

Delivery of Santa’s letters was suspended for two days on Thursday in the country’s capital and Canada Post is “implementing new measures in the volunteer response process to guard against repetition of such incidents,” a statement read.

The handwritten notes from Canada Post’s Santa letter program, written in response to children’s letters sent to a special HOH OHO postal code, contain curse words and descriptions of lewd acts. They were delivered to at least 10 families in the Ottawa area, the corporation said.

— CTV.ca News Staff, “Naughty Santa letters halt Canada Post delivery“, December 14th, 2007.

Images of the letters (on CTV’s site) indicate that Santa hates kids.  I’m not so sure.  Maybe he just hates the brats in Ottawa.  Especially the ones that sit on the green and red benches in the big building by the river.

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