The only Good Bug is a Dead Bug

Cracked magazine does humanity a great service by unmasking “The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World“.

Personally I would rank the Japanese giant hornet a little closer to the top of the list, but the human botfly is also plenty disgusting.

This seems like a good time to remember the immortal words of Sky Marshal Dienes:  “We must meet the threat with our valor, our blood, even our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy now and always.”

Damn straight.

As Cracked notes, there are 1.5 billion bugs for every human being on planet Earth.  No single human could engage a billion flying, stinging adversaries and hope to survive.   Come on, you apes, you want to live forever?

Thanks—if you can call it that—to Mitchieville for staying alert to the insectoid menace.

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