The textbook definition of “throws like a girl”

For pity’s sake, Mariah, get a few practice throws in before you step out onto the field.  Your high school Phys Ed teacher just hung his head in shame.

Now watch stick-figure Victoria’s Secret supermodel Marisa Miller chuck this heater at a Cubs game.  Don’t be surprised when Lou Piniella options Ted Lilly to the Victoria’s Secret senior’s lineup as a flannel jammies and flip-flops model, and Ms. Miller takes his spot in the Cubs’ starting rotation.