Your scribe is not the world’s biggest fan of the elevation of modern weddings into a plebian coronation festival, viewing it as something nigh to idolatry. The princess-for-a-day mentality, the everything-must-be-perfect obsession, and so on. Nor am I a huge fan of R&B as exemplified by one Chris Brown. So a combination of the two would seem, on first blush, to be a perfect storm of suck.
But this processional looks like a lot of fun. I wish more wedding ceremonies had this much life injected into them.