A 64-year-old Toronto man was charged with importing a controlled substance after a CSBA detector dog at Pearson Airport located two kilograms of coccaine in a cake that he had brought back from Trinidad and Tobago. In his luggage. I can see a couple of flaws in this plan already.
Isn’t sixty-four way too old to start being a drug mule? You’ve only got a year to rise through the ranks of organised crime and attract some blue-haired moll before you have to retire.
Who packs a cake in their luggage? I guess the guy hasn’t seen what some baggage handlers get up to.
And where’s the icing? No wonder the dog had to pull it apart. It’s not a real cake unless there’s icing. Lots of it.
Chris is most often found flying a desk, but he delights in studying the Golden Age of Aviation (1919-1939). He admires all the pioneering men and women who navigated the skies with nothing more sophisticated than a map, compass and sextant—and the conviction that there was no place they could not reach.
