You know you’re getting old when the intersection of décolletage and geekery produces an “ewww”, not a “wow”. For me, a woman dressed as Darth Vader is the opposite of sexy.
No offense to Evening Arwen, whose creativity we can admire, but I’m trying to imagine the circumstances under which I would want to see anyone bedecked in this attire, and I’m coming up with a “no thanks, I’ll take the soup” every time.





















Being critical of others tastes in sexual objects can get you in trouble with the political correctness industry. You are lucky this time.
I think the problem is twofold. First, the voice of Darth Vader is James Earl Jones. Second, his most famous line of dialogue is “Luke, I am your father.”
Those two things + corset = er, no. No thank you.