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The price of greatness is responsibility

One cannot help but chuckle all the way through this post by Jethead.

Yeah, it’s all about the four stripes. A lot of stuff changes the day you put them on.

Sure, there’s the instant recognition from coworkers. They know the reality behind the symbols of authority and reflect that in their very manner. That’s the outward effect. Inward? Well, you know you’ve arrived.

…You have to be confident to earn the respect of the Cabin crew, plus that of your fellow pilots, who are secretly happy about the fact that you have the four stripes, not them, although they do love to kid around. Never mind that it could be–SHOULD BE–them in the left seat now occupied by your sorry lard ass, no one’s bitter.

– “Airline Captain: It’s all about the prestige.”  JetHead, 18 February 2010.

The closing image and caption are not to be missed.

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Steve Jobs says Google’s “don’t be evil” ethos is bullshit

I love it when nerd icons start sticking pins in the competition.

At a town hall event following the iPad announcement, Apple CEO Steve Jobs took the time to kick Adobe and Google in the shins.  I get a chuckle out of his calling Google’s do-no-evil mantra “bullshit”.

I happen to think he’s correct, if only because Google has already demonstrated that it’s willing to compromise its first principles in pursuit of more moolah.  This is no surprise; individuals and companies make that tradeoff all the time.  Most are smart enough not to publicly pretend otherwise, though.

Jobs trying to unmask Google is particularly entertaining, though, since it’s coming from a guy whose outfit gets perverse pleasure out of locking in users with long term contracts, non-open interfaces, and overpriced peripherals using proprietary non-standard connectors.  Pot, kettle and all that.

One of those conflicts where you’d like to see both parties lose.

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Learn to Dance: Riverdance

I was never a big fan of “Irish dancing”, but I am little awestruck by Fintan Maher’s raw talent in an art form he has never previously studied.  Here he demonstrates how a talented amateur can pull off a Michael Flatley routine in front of an audience.

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Learn to Dance: Lady Gaga—Bad Romance

Your correspondent was blessed by Nature with the rhythm and raw dancing talent of a blindfolded, epileptic bull in a china shop.  But I can nonetheless appreciate the grace and skill required for others to execute complex choreography; so to this end the Company will serve up an occasional series of dance lessons.  Today’s lesson is fellow Canuck Laurie Ann Gibson’s cheoreography for Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”, with guest performer Po, of the Teletubbies.

Also a highly faithful rendition by the very talented dancer, teacher, choreographer and law student Marissa Montanez:

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The first priority

…for any business ought to be “have a viable business model”.

For a bookstore it shouldn’t be that hard; try ah, selling more books.  That ought to work.

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Grandma used to push a hoop with a stick

Watch as Sony’s VP of Blu-Ray Superiority tells an annoying brat to know his role.

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Justin Timberlake in The Love Guru

This clip is not exactly fine art nor subtle wit, but it did have the salutary effect of rehabilitating Mr. Timberlake’s reputation with your correspondent.

Anyone who is willing to play against type and be such a ridiculous ham on-screen can’t be all bad.

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Toronto, Bollywood style

A few years ago I was watching a Bollywood movie on OMNI, and to my surprise I started to recognise local landmarks in the movie’s setting.  Despite an uninteresting and uninspired story, I ended up watching the whole thing for the location-spotting sport of it all.

The movie turns out to be Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi, released in 1997; while I cannot recommend it, I can offer up some YouTube clips which will permit you to do some location-spotting of your own.

The “Jumme ke jumme” dance number above even has aviation content (at 3:49), although I cannot identify the hangar interiors by sight.  Other locations include the park/exteriors around Metro Hall, the Port Credit Yacht Club, the Eaton Centre, and Brookfield Place.

The “Akela Hai Mr. Khiladi” song (embedding disabled, sorry) has even more amusing settings.  A large chunk of it was clearly shot in the parking lot of Mississauga’s Square One shopping centre, with GO buses zooming by in the background.  And on the lawn of the Mississauga Civic Centre.  These cheapskate choices seems a little odd given that the production also splurged a little to shoot in Niagara Falls, Marineland and downtown Toronto.

Bluffer’s Park in Scarborough was apparently the setting for these Bollywood-inspired moments from The Love Guru. Don’t be fooled by these clips; they offer a glimmer of what the movie could have been if it stuck with the Bollywood theme. But in reality the rest of the movie is astonishingly and unremittingly bad.

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The Foxy Flight Attendant Bikini Rap

So they can’t actually rap.  But you will end up learning something about the safety features of the Boeing 737.

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This is an abomination

bacon_soap

I love bacon as much as (if not more than) the next guy, but spending the morning stinking like fried pig just doesn’t appeal to me.

When I was a young lad just embarking on a civilian career, I made the error of getting dressed for work before cooking a sumptuous bacon-and-egg breakfast.  As I discovered to my dismay, I had to put up with the faint aroma of bacon on my clothes for the rest of the day.  I never made that error again.  Always, always cook bacon before showering or getting dressed for the office.

This soap would let you live that early learning experience for weeks.  I just don’t get it.

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